I'm Really Hot

I've decided to hire (I paid in taffy and cds) my own PR firm. Ok, just one person. J's blurb about me and my blog:

"Erratic Prophet's blog is a mix of powerful insight and gut busting humor in the vein of Chuck Palahniuk, Toni Morrison and P. Diddy."

Damn, I'm good.

And he's a really good liar.